This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.Dave Barry (via jamstains)
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